To cardiac arrest your heart, you attempt to pull more bullets from your bag, but each time a new zombie smacks them down, staring with that open mouth you swear is a dead smile. Now you're locked, unable to shoot either tower. You raise your shotgun at the Soul-Absorbing Bone Tower, but another Pyramid Turtle draws your barrel, the cycle repeats itself, and you lose two precious munitions that are your cards from the deck. It falls dead, the pyramid on its back cracking open, revealing a tower of corpses shimmering with an eerie blue light, rooted in the ground. You laugh at the creature, itself as miss-matched as a clown performing open-heart surgery, shoot it between the eyes. You expect the starving, rotting extras from the Walking Dead or Resident Evil, but you're instead greeted by a turtle with a pyramid on its back. It's the end of the world on a Saturday night, and all you've got is a deck of munitions and a gut feeling something isn't right. For the bird lovers among us, the writer included, Dark Simorgh also proves effective.ĭeck-Out Zombie: Playing 40 Card Pick-Up With Your Deck The Maze Trap Stun, Royal Decree, or Seven Tools of the Bandit can halt the threat of Gift Certificate, the biggest Truffle in old-hag-Exodia's arsenal.
Arm Thyself With a Knife: Naturally, grabbing all five Exodia pieces will be the opposing player's aim.With the right preparation and techniques, one can be the Batman to the mad Jokers that are trolls decks, such as No Hope For Escape Exodia, Deck-Out Zombie, Chain Burn, and the Quillbolt OTK Loop. However, there's no such thing as an exitless maze, just as there's no such thing as a hopeless duel. You resign yourself from the painful void of your opponent's snare, like one crawling back on bruised elbows from a vengeful, hungry spirit. By the time you're aware of the answer, it's too late. Your opponent answers everything, your life points remain untouched, your enemy builds advantage each turn while your field and hand shrink.įor what? You ask yourself after what feels like an eternity of oblivion. Sitting down to duel has already sealed your fate. Your opponent lures you with acquiescence guided by a gentle smile, sometimes with a chuckle, as you believe you're facing a shy novice.
Other decks embody the spirit of a game sanctioned by Jigsaw.